Sofia Vergara FTW

Sofia Vergara leaving the set of Modern Family in L.A. (12/14)

OK that’s just not fair. I’m already bummed out that I don’t get to have sex with Sofia Vergara on a nightly basis (shoot!), but does she really have to fuck with me by wearing stuff like this? Mix in a pantsuit or two, just for my sanity. Bitch.

In Afghanistan, it’s actually legal to rape a chick that dresses like that. Probably.

[Pacific Coast News]

December 15, 2011 - 2:00 pm