Pregnant Alessandra Ambrosio walked in the Colcci show. Ewww.

Alessandra Ambrosio at the Colcci show in Sao Paulo, Brazil (1/22)

Apparently Alessandra Ambrosio never got the memo that, when you get pregnant, you’re supposed to go hide away on a deserted island until you have the baby because you’re gross. Seriously, she is really starting to piss me off. From the New York Post:

Alessandra Ambrosio isn’t letting her pregnancy bump her from the runway. The Victoria’s Secret supermodel, who is 5 1/2 months pregnant, is walking in Sao Paulo Fashion Week, opening and closing the catwalk for Brazilian ready-to-wear designer Colcci [on Sunday]. Ambrosio appears in ads for the brand along with Ashton Kutcher, who is also expected to appear in the show. Ambrosio is expecting her second child in May with fiance Jamie Mazur.

Look, supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio, don’t let your high status on Celebslam go to your head. We forgave you for getting knocked up — not once — but twice, but now you’re pushing it. You’re working with Ashton freaking Kutcher? If it wasn’t for Kim Kardashian, Ashton would be the biggest douchebag in the world. THE WORLD. Hey, no pressure, but I have to warn you that there’s a cargo container from Brazil on its way here. Want to guess what’s in it? That’s right: Brazilian supermodels. Keep that in mind next time you feel the need to tempt fate with your awful timing and decisions.

[Pacific Coast News]

January 23, 2012 - 11:00 am