Dating George Clooney has its perks
George Clooney and Stacy Keibler at the 69th Annual Golden Globe Awards in Beverly Hills (1/15)
I know this may seem shocking to you, but it seems as if Stacy Keibler is leveraging her relationship with George Clooney into procuring some higher profile acting roles. I know, right? I did not see that one coming. From the New York Post:
Dating George Clooney does have its perks. Clooney’s girlfriend, former professional wrestler Stacy Keibler, has signed on with high-powered agency William Morris Endeavor.
According to the Hollywood Reporter, as her boyfriend won the Golden Globe for Best Actor in a Motion Picture Drama, Keibler appears to be pursuing more acting roles in the future. Keibler has had a recurring part on the show “Chuck,” and also guest-starred as the “hot bartender” on the popular sitcom “How I Met Your Mother.” Keibler has also had a role on USA Network’s “Psych,” and in the movie “The Comebacks.”
Let this be a lesson for all of you gals in film school, taking acting classes, and waiting tables at Pizza Hut: if you really want to get ahead in Hollywood, just let a famous fossil hump on you. It’s the return of the casting couch, except that now the broads are all in. What? You really didn’t think that Keibler is into grandpa, did you? Come on, vaginas are tools, just like your hands and mouth. When you’re taking your shame shower, just repeat this to yourself over and over: “use your tools to ply your craft.” That phrase — and a fifth of Jack — won’t wash away your pain, but it will let you get some sleep.
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