Mischa Barton looks somewhat better (that counts as a compliment, right?)

Mischa Barton bikini pics! (Miami – 1/2)

Continuing the bikini onslaught, here’s some pics of Mischa Barton in Miami over the weekend. Wow, she ain’t looking half-bad . . . besides those ridiculous, cartoon-esque shorts, of course. Mischa, just because you’re the only one wearing something doesn’t mean you’re some kind of fashion trendsetter. It means everyone else thinks it looks fucking stupid and had the good sense not to waste their money. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to continue my search for another hat with built-in ponytail (I call it my “pussy gettin’ hat”). Had to retire my old one last year due to wear and tear.


January 4, 2012 - 11:15 am