Olivia Munn is single
Good news for all of you who want to have sex with Olivia Munn (like me!). She just broke up with her boyfriend, New York Rangers’ star Brad Richards. From the New York Post:
“She ended it with him,” a source tells Us Weekly. “She had to. It’s not really complicated. She just realized she liked him as a friend and nothing more.
Munn and Richards were first spotted together in November, dining at Spasso in the West Village. Though they only recently began dating, the Rangers had already come to think of the “Parks and Recreation” actress as a good luck charm after a winning streak. Following a win over the Islanders on Dec. 26, a source told Page Six, “Fans in the crowd kept high-fiving her after the win, and thanking her.”
Munn and Richards had spent Christmas Eve together, cuddling up during a double date at restaurant Smith & Mills. A source told us, “Brad was very attentive to Olivia helping put on her coat and holding her hand as they left.”
To be quite honest with you, I could have told you this wasn’t gonna last. I haven’t run the numbers lately, but I believe Olivia is a Celebslam ten percenter. Brad Richards is just some hockey player — he doesn’t matter. Actually, nothing about hockey matters, including those dumb jerseys that always make you look fat. Olivia is way out of Richards’ league — he should just say “thank you for allowing me to enter you” and find some arena rat that finds missing teeth attractive.