You forgot your bra
I hope this is some kind of cruel prank she’s playing on us, but the New York Post says Paris Hilton is coming out with a new album soon. Actually, “cumming” might be a more appropriate word since we’re talking about Paris Hilton:
Paris Hilton says she’s readying her new CD with the help of her DJ-producer boyfriend, Afrojack. “I’m doing my new album, and Afrojack is actually executive-producing the entire thing,” the socialite said while partying at Google Music’s Sundance venue, Tao. “There are a lot of very cool collaborations on my album,” Hilton added. “It should be out in the next few months. We just finished doing my single with [band] LMFAO, then I’m recording with Snoop Dogg.”
Ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous. How much penicillin do I need to make
this Paris sore go away? Damn it, I feel like I’ve been burned . . .
again. Damn the Swiss, too. Damn their overrated hot chocolate and hacky
DJs. I thought I was done with Paris, but Nick van de Wall had a better
idea. Who’s Nick van de Wall, you ask? He is Paris’ new pigeon that’s gonna learn the hard way that he’s not herpes proof (btw, is it true that it causes hair loss in women?). Congratulations for giving Paris an extension on her 15 minutes, I hope you choke on the Valtrex.