Ryan Phillippe’s girlfriend isn’t old enough to drink yet
Ryan Phillippe and Paulina Slatger leaving Hugo’s restaurant in West Hollywood (12/22)
I’d like to think that if I was famous, I’d act exactly like Ryan Phillippe and starting mowing down chicks barely out of high school. From Life & Style:
Life & Style can confirm that the 37-year-old actor is dating a 20-year old model and actress named Paulina Slagter; the two were spotted having lunch together in West Hollywood this week. “Paulina was on Entourage, and she’s trying to do more acting,” an insider tells Life & Style. “She’s always auditioning and doing modeling.”
Although the source says Ryan has been seeing Paulina for a while, don’t expect him to settle down with her any time soon. “It’s nothing serious, it’s just another girl,” the source says.
Oh yeah, now we’re speaking my language. Kids, we have to support this Ryan Phillippe fella. The man is living the American dream — the dream of course being the banging of 20-year-olds when you’re 37. The only thing better is banging 20-year-olds when your older than 37. Ryan’s had it all: blonde, brunette, redhead — even overrated Oscar winning pussy — but nothing beats vag that’s barely legal. Don’t know what I’m talking about? OK, picture this: imagine you have a fresh glazed doughnut. Now try to squeeze a bowling pin through it. That’s what a 20-year-old’s vagina feels like. At least that’s what it felt like when I was 14. What, you thought I only recently became a badass?