Cheryl Tiegs needs to settle down

Kate Upton at the Club SI Swimsuit at Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas (2/16)

I don’t know what got into Cheryl Tiegs’ ass, but it needs to crawl back out and find a new home. From Contact Music:

Fresh from being fired from the Celebrity Apprentice, former Sports Illustrated model Cheryl Tiegs has been discussing the current crop of bikini models and is less than impressed with America’s favorite new cover star: Kate Upon. Tiegs joined Billy Bush and Kit Hoover on Monday’s Access Hollywood Live and was asked about the current Sports Illustrated issue, which features 19-year-old Upton on the cover. Cheryl said,

“It’s not my favorite Sports Illustrated cover of all time.I like so many of the pictures inside. Sports Illustrated always has that fine line of being very ‘sexy/girl next door/earthy/kind of athletic.This is a step toward Playboy, I think.”

“Former” fashion model Cheryl Tiegs has a problem. Exactly. FORMER fashion model. Granny, who cares what you have to say about anything, especially Kate Upton. Old lady Tieg’s time would be better spent worrying if she’ll ever have another solid bowel movement, not lambasting Kate for showing too much of those fantastic tits. The last time her opinion mattered, women weren’t legally allowed to vote. Thanks for opening your mouth on that one, Susan B. Anthony. The “B” must stand for “Bitch.”


February 24, 2012 - 5:00 pm