Actual things Kim Kardashian tweeted about the Oscars
Kim Kardashian at the 20th Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Oscar Viewing Party held at West Hollywood Park (2/26)
“Congrats to the winners tonight! Fun times at the Elton John party with friends! Have a good night everyone! Xoxo”
“Wow Angelina went fun & sexy!!!! LOVE”
“OMG Gwenyth Palthrow looks soooo chic! WOW”
“And the award for “Vapid Attention Whore Most Contributing to the Cultural Degradation of Modern Society” goes to…ME!”
“Wow JLO looks amazing!!! Emma Stone looks beautiful! The glam on the red carpet is heating up!”
OK I might have made one of those up . . .