Kylie Bisutti breaks our hearts!

Kylie Bisutti in her former glory

Kylie Bisutti was the winner of the 2009 Victoria’s Secret Model Search, and walked the runway at both the 2009 and 2010 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Shows. So where was she last year? Probably at home reading the Bible because, oh no, she’s way too Christian to model lingerie anymore. Thanks a lot Jesus! Bisutti told Fox News why she’s giving up the Victoria’s Secret catalog for the Sears catalog:

“Victoria’s Secret was my absolutely biggest goal in life, and it was all I ever wanted career-wise. I actually loved it while I was there, it was so much fun and I had a blast. But the more I was modeling lingerie, and lingerie isn’t clothing, I just started becoming more uncomfortable with it because of my faith. I’m Christian, and reading the Bible more, I was becoming more convicted about it.

“My body should only be for my husband and it’s just a sacred thing. I didn’t really want to be that kind of role model for younger girls because I had a lot of younger Christian girls that were looking up to me and then thinking that it was okay for them to walk around and show their bodies in lingerie to guys. It was pretty crazy because I finally achieved my biggest dream, the dream that I always wanted, but when I finally got it, it wasn’t all that I thought it would be. Especially being married I just wanted to keep my marriage sacred because divorce rates now in America are pretty high, and I just want to do everything I can to keep my marriage special.”

Well, aren’t you a sanctimonious little thing. Just so I understand, you stopped showing your goodies because God told you so? Sure, you tell yourself that until thy kingdom come but reality is telling me a different story. You see, there’s this thing called Google Images, and a search of your name lets me see the light. Kylie, I hear your mouth say “praise Jesus,” but those bags under your eyes tell me “the party ain’t over ’till I say it’s over.” I would say to go back home and do whatever it is that you’re into, but according to Google, the only thing you’re into is MODELING IN YOUR UNDERWEAR. Quit being so uptight.

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February 3, 2012 - 8:00 am