Paris Hilton is full of herself. Shock!
Paris Hilton arriving at Beso restaurant in West Hollywood (2/28)
Flynet says that’s Paris Hilton (and her massive feet) arriving to a birthday dinner at Beso last night. Nothing wrong with that, you’re thinking. Except that her 31st birthday was February 17. She’s still celebrating her birthday almost two weeks later. She basically turned Black History Month into Paris Hilton Month. Racist bitch.
ALTERNATE HEADLINE: “Yes, that’s a 31-year-old woman in a tiara”