Salma Hayek is a fairly attractive woman
Salma Hayek is S-T-A-C-K-E-D
That’s Salma Hayek arriving at Charles de Gaulle airport in Paris yesterday. If you even noticed that she’s wearing sunglasses, I hate to break this to you, but you’re gay. I didn’t know she had a head until my girlfriend told me. But wouldn’t you know, there it is.