Miley’s boyfriend is embarrassed
Miley Cyrus at Celebrity Fight Night XIII at the Marriott Desert Ridge Resort in Phoenix (3/24)
Apparently Billy Ray isn’t the only one embarrassed by Miley Cyrus’ recent behavior — her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth is, too . . . hah, I’m totally kidding — Billy Ray couldn’t care less. “Show ‘em that cooter, Miley girl, yeeeeow!” From Us Weekly:
Liam Hemsworth is about to hit the big time when The Hunger Games opens in theaters just past midnight on March 23. But the 22-year-old Australian star’s girlfriend, Miley Cyrus, has been getting attention in L.A. clubs lately for all the wrong reasons.
“She gets pretty crazy,” a source tells Us Weekly of Cyrus, 19. “She’s always out in skimpy outfits and writhing on Liam . . . Sometimes he looks embarrassed for her.”
Another insider explains that while Hemsworth loves his girlfriend’s “fun-loving side . . . he gets concerned too.”
Excellent, Liam. You’ve just graduated from the Kevin Federline Manwhore Gold Digger Academy with flying colors. Actually, you graduated with honors because Miley is still your superior, but at least you had the foresight to cut the purse strings with your Hunger Games money before that hillbilly really embarrasses you. Sure, you could have knocked her up and lived off her Disney money for years, but you have real ambition. Unlike the ex-Mr. Britney Spears, you have enough talent to get you through your twenties before you have to join the reality game show world — or not. If the money ever starts to run dry or the expenses get out of hand, take a page out of Ashton Kutcher’s playbook and marry an old, desperate, washed-up B-lister who huffed her SAG card away. Hi, Demi!