Minka Kelly is single again

Minka Kelly shopping in Beverly Hills (3/21)

After rekindling their romance in Paris last December (how cliched), Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter have broken up again. Yet still, she won’t return my calls. C’mon baby, the restraining order expired months ago. From Life & Style:

“Minka was single as of early February,” a source tells Life & Style. “She was saying that she was available and seemed open to dating.”

Minka hasn’t wasted any time moving on from her MLB All-Star ex. She helped That 70s Show funnyman Wilmer Valderrama celebrate his 32nd birthday at Hyde Bellagio in Las Vegas on Feb. 4, and since then the two have been seen at Disneyland on Feb. 21 and dining at Pink Taco on March 15 and Greystone Manor Supperclub in LA on March 18.

“It’s been getting serious in the past few weeks,” a source tells Life & Style. “Seems like Minka is done with Derek and things are heating up with Wilmer.”

Uh oh, I see someone’s stock is about to tumble. Minka Kelly is definitely downgrading, no matter what her people are telling me. Look, most of you people reading this are girls and metro boys, so you don’t know about the perks of being a prime athlete like the Captain and myself. There are perks to being our squeeze toys — you just don’t give that up for anybody, especially when that anybody is Fez. Yes his pipe is a Hollywood legend, but so is the trail of destruction it causes. Minka, just be honest and admit that you got dumped. There’s no shame in being the ex matron of the Yankee wives’ club, but there is plenty of shame in being in the “Wilmer Valderrama dug-out my hole and all I got to show for it is this stupid t-shirt” club.


March 29, 2012 - 8:00 am