Amanda Bynes is a mess

Amanda Bynes is a mess

Rehab in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . From the Chicago Sun Times:

Amanda Bynes continues to constantly party and go out every single night — against advice from people close to her to cool it following her DUI arrest. Apparently, Bynes “goes nuts,” says one source, if she can’t go out. “She gets stir-crazy if she has to stay at home,” adds the Bynes buddy. “She can’t sit still — almost has a panic attack — if she can’t go out.”

Amanda likes to party, does she? This is perfect timing for me — I was worried that I wouldn’t have anyone new to write about this summer. I know this recession has been tough on all of us — there’s no jobs, homes are being foreclosed on, the price of cocaine keeps getting higher . . . oops, I mean gasoline (no I didn’t) — but at least the Lord above has given us the spectacular fall of Amanda Bynes. While not as epic as Lindsay Lohan’s, give it time. With the proper amount of motivation and lubrication, I believe we can finally see a Nickelodeon kid descend into Fatty Arbuckle territory.

[Pacific Coast News]

Tags: Amanda Bynes
April 25, 2012 - 12:15 pm