Christina Aguilera’s boyfriend is a liar

Christina Aguilera and Matthew Rutler leaving The Little Door restaurant in L.A. (4/3)

I guess when your girlfriend is the breadwinner of the family, you can’t just call her fat in the media, so we end up with fake stories like these. Via Contact Music:

Christina Aguilera’s boyfriend is “happy with her body.” The 31-year-old actress is known for her fluctuating weight, but Matthew Rutler – who she met on the set of Burlesque in 2010 – thinks she looks great, whatever her shape.

A source said: “Matt is happy with the way she looks, however it is. Even when she was looking heavier, he would always say, ‘She looks gorgeous to me’.”

Quote: “Christina Aguilera’s boyfriend is happy with her body.”

Translation: “Matthew Rutler did not sign up for this shit.”

Come on dude, we’re not stupid. We all know that you wanted old crazy slutty Xtina, not fat and crazy Christina. Putting up with bipolar mood swings is certainly easier to take when your bride weights 98 pounds yet carries a nice C cup. Be honest, you thought fatso would have dropped the extra weight by now, right? Hah! That’s what you get for stealing from Frodo Baggins, Matt. Hey, it’s lunchtime. Be a dear and go fetch Christina’s feedbag? Good boy.

[Pacific Coast News]

April 11, 2012 - 2:15 pm