Holy f*cking sh*t Hilary Duff’s baby is f*cking cute . . . motherf*cker

Hilary Duff’s son Luca Cruz

Instead of dragging negotiations out for months with the celebrity weeklies, trying to squeeze every last nickle out of what should be a very private thing, Hilary Duff quietly tweeted a few pics of her 2-week-old son Luca Cruz last night. Wow, it’s so weird when celebrities don’t treat their newborn babies like some kind of uncashed lottery ticket. Isn’t that right, Jessica Simpson? I actually wouldn’t be surprised if she named her baby Mega Millions and then eBayed the placenta.

Tags: Hilary Duff
April 4, 2012 - 9:15 am