Jessica Simpson isn’t fat, it’s just the angle

Jessica Simpson is having sextuplets, right?

Tori Spelling has come to the defense of Jessica Simpson after Joy Behar basically called her fat earlier this week on The View. She’s not fat. It’s just a bad angle. Via Celebuzz:

On The View Tuesday, Behar, 69, said: “Most women who are pregnant are not supposed to gain more than 25 pounds — she looks like she gained a lot more than that”. In an exclusive interview with Celebuzz, 38-year-old Tori Spelling — who announced last month that she expecting her forth child, just five months after giving birth — said:

“When women are pregnant, people need to lay off. It’s a really special time and you should be able to deal with it in your own terms. You just have to wear it proud and go with it. Every body is different. As far is weight, you never know what is going to happen. You can’t control what angle people are snapping your photo from.”

No, Joy is right, Jessica is fat. Fatso even said she gained 40 pounds recently, allegedly because she’s pregnant, but I’m not buying it. What is interesting is that Tori Spelling jumped galloped into the conversation. I do agree with Tori that women get pretty disgusting when they’re knocked up, but before we have that discussion, I’d rather hear Tori describe how it’s possible she manages to live with a giant hole in her chest. It’s the damnedest thing I’ve ever seen in my life, and I fought in ‘Nam.


April 6, 2012 - 12:00 pm