Kelsey Grammer is an idiot

Kelsey Grammer at the tattoo parlor

The only thing dumber than getting your wife’s name tattooed on your hip is getting your fourth wife’s name tattooed on your hip. I don’t know, maybe not having a tattoo is why his other three marriages fell apart? From the Chicago Sun Times:

Actor Kelsey Grammer strolled into a Noble Square tattoo parlor Saturday — and braved a tattoo needle for the first time to get his latest wife’s name [31-year-old Kayte Walsh] inked on his waistline.

“He was pretty cool about it,” said Bob Jones, owner of Insight Studios, which has been open at 1062 N. Milwaukee since 2005. “He said it was his first tattoo and he did some research and said, ‘You guys seemed to be the best place to go.'”

Sure, why not? I guess you’re never too old to lose your mind, right? Why would such an old dude who’s been pretty straight-laced get a tat of his current squeeze this late in the game? Frasier Crane would not approve. What’s next for the old fella, huh? His and hers’ tongue studs? A double cock ring? Lord knows he has the money to erase his mistakes (Camilla), but there’s some things that dignified gentlemen just don’t do. Getting a hip stamp is one of those things; getting married to a woman half his age is another. How many times do I have to tell these guys in my seminars: HUMP AND DUMP. Is that too hard to remember? It rhymes and everything.


April 16, 2012 - 1:45 pm