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Kim Kardashian out and about in Manhattan (4/26)

Kim Kardashian is sliding into Kanye West’s inner circle just fine, thank you very much. I’m totally kidding of course. The only person who likes her is Kanye. From the New York Daily News:

Kanye West and Kim Kardashianan may be highly compatible, but their brands are not. The rapper drew double takes Tuesday night when he showed up at Chanel’s Tribeca Film Festival Dinner at Odeon with his new squeeze — but not because they’re the media’s latest celebrity obsession.

Word quickly traveled among the chic crowd that Kanye was supposed to come solo to the dinner, which also drew Robert De Niro, Liv Tyler, Val Kilmer, Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber, and he probably should have. One guest says Kardashian “was really out of place” at the Tribeca bistro.

It’s the beginning of the end for Kanye West, and we can thank the gods for that. You see, Kanye is sort of the token flavor of this era. He has a responsibility to not screw things up not only for himself, but to the next generation of cookie-cutter rappers that the elite pretend to understand. What was his great sin? Wait for it…wait…for…it…Kanye West brought an arena rat to an A-list gathering. The real A-list — people who would slash your throat before they let you take a picture with them — do not appreciate the idiot West bringing the biggest attention whore since Alexander the Great as his guest to one of their self-admiration parties. Do you guys understand how big a no-no that is? It’s like inviting George W. Bush to the Democratic National Convention, giving Nick Hogan the keys to a Corvette, and leaving Perez Hilton alone in an unused asshole depot, but all rolled into one — there are some things that you just don’t do. Kim Kardashian really is the barbarian at the gates. This walking urinal is getting flushed as we all know, but she’s taking Kanye with her.


April 27, 2012 - 12:00 pm