Lindsay Lohan punched some chick. Allegedly of course.
Lindsay Lohan punched some chick. Allegedly.
A battery complaint has been filed against Lindsay Lohan by a woman alleging that the “actress” shoved and punched her in the back at a West Hollywood nightclub last Thursday. Wait a minute, Thursday? Isn’t that the day Lindsay puts in a full shift at the soup kitchen and then tutors underprivileged children when she gets home? From the New York Daily News:
Sgt. Ed Hummel of the West Hollywood Sheriff’s Department told the Daily News Sunday that the incident is being investigated as a “suspicious circumstance.”
Lohan’s spokesman Steve Honig is similarly irritated by the circumstances.
“Lindsay was absolutely not involved in any sort of altercation whatsoever,” Honig told TMZ. “This is clearly another case of someone looking for money and 15 minutes of fame.”
Someone looking for money? So she picked Lindsay Lohan as her target? Either this chick is really fucking dumb or she’s been living in Middle-earth for the past five years. Targeting Lindsay Lohan for money is like targeting Rosie Perez for English lessons. Good luck with that.