Ryan Reynolds really wants to go through all of this again
Blake Lively on the set of Gossip Girl in New York (3/27)
I don’t know why Ryan Reynolds wants to play house again just a year after his divorce from Scarlett Johansson. Blake Lively’s vagina must be that awesome. I bet it smells like lavender. From Us Weekly:
Blake Lively and boyfriend of six months Ryan Reynolds want to live together and “have been looking around different areas of Connecticut” for a house, an insider tells Us Weekly. The couple had domesticity on the brain April 12, when they strolled through the upscale town of New Canaan (located an hour away from NYC). “They checked out a lot of home decor stores,” says an onlooker of the pair.
Reynolds put the L.A.-area home he shared with ex-wife Scarlett Johansson on the market in February and now spends much of his time at Lively’s pad in NYC.
“Ryan is practically living with her already,” says one insider. “When he’s at her apartment, it feels like home.”
Hey, are all Canadians this squishy or is this a Ryan Reynolds problem? Now I understand why Scarlett dropped him like a used tampon and hooked up with a complete toolbag like Sean Penn — she needed to be treated a bit rough and talked down to. Ryan, believe it or not, your ticket to Tom Arnold Island hasn’t been punched yet. You can still sorta recover from the “I was breastfed until I was 16″ look you’re sporting these days. Come on, brother. You need to man-up before Blake humiliates you and decides to start taking loads from Steven Seagal.