Sofia Vergara not old enough to drink?

Sofia Vergara not old enough to drink?

Question: What kind of person wouldn’t let Sofia Vergara into a nightclub? Answer: A catty gay dude. Or a terrorist. Or possible a catty gay terrorist. From the New York Post:

Stunning actress Sofia Vergara looks so good for her 39 years, she was refused entry to the Ava Lounge at the Dream Midtown hotel because she didn’t have ID to prove she was over 21. She was stopped on her way into a party for Broadway show “Ghost the Musical” at the West 55th Street hot spot by a doorman who asked for ID. Vergara had none on her, and despite her powerful charms and pleas from her friends, who said, “You know who she is, right?: the doorman would not budge.

On the surface, this looks like a first. I don’t know if the doormen at Ava Lounge haven’t watched TV in 10 years or maybe they’re bigoted against hot chicks, but there’s probably a good explanation for this nonsense. Amateurs like you guys would think that Sofia Vergara doesn’t ever hear the word “no,”  but actually it’s something she hears all the time. For example:

Sofia: “OK guys, do you have enough pictures of me?”
Paparazzi: “No”

Sofia: “Is this dress too tight?”
Earth: “No”

Sofia: “May I please spend the night with you this time?”
Me: “No”

OK, that last one might be bullshit, but what do you know? Maybe it’s true, maybe it isn’t. A man can dream, can’t he? I’m like Martin Luther King Jr.


April 25, 2012 - 8:00 am