Britney + Vegas = Yes, please

Britney + Vegas = Yes, please

Britney Spears in the cheap buffet capital of the world? Gee, what could possibly go wrong? From the Chicago Sun Times:

Not only has Britney Spears straightened out her once-troubled personal life, but the pop tart is now in huge demand. Simon Cowell is hoping she’ll agree to be a judge on “The X Factor,” and a number of major Las Vegas venues — including the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino — are offering mega-millions for a long-term gig similar to those enjoyed by Celine Dion and Cher.

Britney Spears was an X Factor before the show ever thought of the name, so I think Team Spears planting roots in Vegas is an alcoholic/bipolar/self-destructive mother of two’s dream come true. Damn it, summer keeps getting easier and easier for me. You know what they say: whatever happens in Vegas (and normally what happens is herpes/syphilis/gonorrhea), gets reported on and mocked mercilessly by Celebslam.

May 1, 2012 - 6:30 am