Josh Hutcherson needs to settle down
Josh Hutcherson and Jennifer Lawrence promoting The Hunger Games at Barnes & Noble in New York (3/20)
Wait a minute, who the hell is Josh Hutcherson? From the National Enquirer:
Josh Hutcherson shot to stardom via the record-breaking blockbuster The Hunger Games. But he’s still trying to boost his celebrity status – by chasing costar Jennifer Lawrence! “He’s really pissing her off,” says a source. “He harasses her to go to dinner, and stresses her out. And he gets annoyed whens she turns him down.” (Print Edition – 5/28)
Hey Josh, you’re trying too hard. Pull back on the reigns a little bit, sweetheart, there’s plenty of time and whores for you to take advantage of. There’s a fine line between being aggressive in love and being a stalker — trust me, I’m an expert. I know The Hunger Games wasn’t the pussy magnet you thought it’d be, but Jennifer Lawrence is a co-worker so lay off. Don’t let Chris Brown’s aggression towards women fool you — they want his fame more than his cock and you, my friend, have neither. Let me give you this bit of wisdom that the great Dalai Lama once passed to me: “Don’t shit where you eat, you Goddam asshole, now be a dear and rub my feet.” The mouth on that Dalai Lama . . .