Kim Kardashian says British Airways stole something from her

Kim Kardashian arriving at LAX airport (5/28)

Kim Kardashian (above, surprise, wearing another see-through shirt) is
accusing British Airways of theft after she says something of
“sentimental” value was missing from her checked bag after a flight over
the weekend. On Sunday she tweeted:

Very disappointed in British Airways for opening my luggage & taking some special items of mine!Some things are sentimental &not replaceable

What happened to the days when you could lock your bags! We need to get back to that. There’s no sense of security & no trust!

Shame on you

Instead of trying to decipher Kim’s cryptic message and figure out what was actually stolen, I think it’d be easier to list things that couldn’t possibly have been stolen from her:

  • Soul (she sold it a long time ago)
  • Dignity (she has none)
  • Any kind of money (she never lets it out of her sight)
  • A condom (she’s never actually had one in her possession)
  • Her video camera *wink* (again, she never lets it out of her sight)
  • A dress that actually fits her instead of being one size too small to accentuate her ass (she doesn’t own one)


May 29, 2012 - 5:00 pm