Kim Kardashian wants to be just like Sofia Vergara

Sofia Vergara out and about in New York (5/13)

Wait a minute, did Sofia Vergara ever fuck a guy on film and then profit from the resulting publicity? I may be mistaken, but I don’t ever remember her doing that. From the National Enquirer:

Kim Kardashian wants to become the next Sofia Vergara – and she’s begging the “Modern Family” star to help her become a bona fide comedy actress! The brunette bombshells bonded on April 28 at the White House Corespondents’ dinner in Washington, D.C. And now Kim wants to move from reality TV to a prime-time sitcom.

“Kim chased Sofia around the Correspondents’ dinner and peppered her with questions about making the transition from reality star to full-fledged actress,” said a source. “Kim couldn’t stop gushing about what a huge fan she is of Sofia’s work and how much she respects her for juggling a sexpot persona and razor-sharp comedy skills. In Kim’s book, Sofia is the gold standard. She wants Sofia’s career. She’s determined to parlay her fame from reality TV into meaty acting roles.”

“Kim confided to Sofia that while she’s thankful for her reality TV success, she’s ready for bigger and better things,” said the source. “Kim really sees Sofia as a model of what she herself can become.” (Print Edition – 5/21)

In Kim’s delusional mind, she’s just one helping hand away from replacing North, Central, and South America’s sweetheart. I see this as a Single White Female situation, except one is Colombian and the other is Black by injection (sorry guys, interracial pornography is hot, but taboo for a reason). It won’t happen, mind you, because there are some things you just don’t do: you don’t vote democrat two election cycles in a row; you don’t wash your ass before your face; and you don’t replace a TV star with the world’s most mainstream porn star. I believe that’s actually written in the Bible. Amen.


May 16, 2012 - 9:15 am