Eduardo Cruz is enjoying the view

Eduardo Cruz in Ibiza, Spain (6/6)

After splitting from her husband Tony Parker in late 2010, Eva Longoria quickly rebounded with Penelope Cruz’s younger brother Eduardo. About a month after the two broke up in March of this year, Eduardo was spotted making an early morning exit from Eva’s house, and everyone naturally assumed they were back together. Blah blah blah, blah blah blah. I guess the point I’m trying to make is if you want to fuck Eva Longoria, tonight would be a good night because there’s Eduardo at the beach in Ibiza yesterday hanging out with some hot topless chick. Bring her roses or something. And talk about how much men suck.


June 8, 2012 - 1:30 pm