Holly Madison is practicing unsafe sex
Holly Madison out and about in West Hollywood (6/13)
Holly Madison tells People that she’s not trying to have a baby with boyfriend Pasquale Rotella, but she’s also not not trying to have a baby. In other words, Pasquale is totally raw-dogging it.
Holly Madison is trying to start a family, the former star of Holly’s World and The Girls Next Door tells People exclusively. She’s even decided not to renew her contract with Las Vegas’s Peepshow in anticipation that she will soon be bearing child.
“I’m not pregnant right now,” the former Playboy model, 32, said, “but if that happened tomorrow I’d be fine with it.”
Asked if she is trying to have a baby now, she said, “I’m not trying to prevent it, if that’s what you’re asking. I’ve wanted kids and that’s something I’m definitely doing as soon as possible. It is something that the time in my life is right for.”
Wow, I’m surprised Holly’s letting it be known that she’s not accepting anything but vaginal cream pies anymore — you don’t usually hear such intimate relationship details from reality stars. I’m kidding, of course. Let’s not forget that the reason why she’s sort of a celebrity is because she not only spread her pisser in Playboy, but was also 1/3 girlfriend to its 100-year-old pervy founder, Hugh “Nurse, My Colostomy Bag is Full” Hefner. “Subtlety,” “dignity,” and “class” really aren’t words used to describe Holly (but “ass,” “mouth,” and “ass to mouth” are). This Pasquale Rotella guy better start brushing up on banking laws in the Cayman Islands because something tells me that, once Holly shits out a kid, he’s gonna need to hide half his assets.