Julianne Hough is drunk

Julianne Hough leaving Roka restaurant in London (6/10)

Even though she’s Mormon and has said in the past that she doesn’t drink alcohol, Julianne Hough was looking a little tipsy after the Rock of Ages premiere afterparty in London on Sunday morning. Of course she gets sloppy drunk now. What, you didn’t think morals and values could withstand the pull of the Hollywood machine, did you? You naive little fool. Did you know that, before Lindsay Lohan moved to Hollywood, a wild night for her was drawing pictures of Jesus with elbow macaroni and glitter? And then Hollywood fucked her in the ass and came all over her back, both figuratively — and in some cases — literally.

[Bauer Griffin]

June 12, 2012 - 5:00 pm