Kendra Wilkinson is classy now
Kendra Wilkinson at Wet Republic in Lax Vegas (3/24)
No more nudity or sex tape blowjob extravaganzas for Kendra Wilkinson, thank you very much. She has found Jesus. Well not quite, but close. Via Contact Music:
Kendra Wilkinson has retired from posing nude. The former The Girls Next Door star and Playboy model will not get naked in her latest reality show, Kendra on Top, because she feels there is “more to life” than posing nude.
She told Us Weekly magazine: “You will see the traditional Kendra antics on my new show, but I have retired a couple things, like Playboy and the nudity. I just figure that there’s more to life than getting nude and showing your boobs. I have added a lot of layers to my life and I’m more spontaneous now than I once was, but I don’t have to take off my top.”
I doubt this was thought all the way through, guys. Kendra’s actually gonna try to carry her new reality show strictly on talent and personality, and not tits and ass. Come on Kendra, let’s just enjoy your body — it’s not what we want, it’s what God wants. Show us them ol’ fake titties so we can have ourselves a good tug and laugh. Remember: ” . . . thou shalt not playeth thy class card when thou hath already showneth thy labia, so let it written, so let it be done . . . Amen.” I can’t take credit for that quote, it came directly from the Dead Sea Scrolls. What, you didn’t know that I’m a biblical scholar, too?