Kim and Kanye are moving in together

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian at the premiere of Cruel Summer during the 65th Annual Cannes Film Festival (5/23)

Wait, isn’t Kim still legally married? Meh, that’s just a pesky technicality to a Kardashian. An insider told Life & Style:

“They are preparing to move in together, it’s moving that quick … if things continue at the speed they’re going, Kim and Kanye will rent a new house together. They wouldn’t buy yet.”

This way, the couple would have a generic place that they could decorate cohesively. Because Kim and Kanye have such strong individual styles, the insider confirms, “Kim would be putting a lot of her stuff in storage. Her bathmat is KK-embroidered and that’s not changing. She’s OCD-immaculate and so is Kanye, so to have both of their items would create problems.”

This new pad will be Kim’s permanent home base in L.A., “the only place she has in L.A. — and she always has her mom’s,” adds the insider.

Although Kanye would still keep his L.A. pad, the couple’s new home would be a common place, “so that they can live together without being fully domestic until they’re ready to have a family,” says the source.

You know what? This move looks totally authentic to me. The attention whore and the arena rat are gonna “move in” together, but Kanye’s gonna keep a house on the side. Yeah, that’s a real sincere attempt at building a relationship that will last longer than the sex tape that will inevitably get “leaked.” Hey, it’s not that I’m doubting their honesty — each has something to offer the other. Since Kim K is basically the new Superhead, she gives Kanye the street cred he’s so desperate for, and Kanye gives Kim something she just can’t get enough of . . . access to the A-list. What? Did you really think I was gonna say big, black cock again? Come on, friends, you know I like to toss you some curveballs every now and again.


June 1, 2012 - 8:00 am