Justin Timberlake is making us all look bad
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel in Paris (4/10)
Settle down, Justin Timberlake. You already got the girl. Save your money for the divorce lawyers. From the National Enquirer:
[Justin Timberlake] recently presented [Jessica Biel] with a stunning diamond necklace-and-bracelet set worth more than many American family homes. “She’s ecstatic. She looks incredible in the set,” says an insider, who notes that JT had been planning to give her the jewelry for months, even using a shopping trip in May, to jeweler Eli Halili’s store in New York City’s SoHo, to gauge her tastes. (There, he dropped $7,000 on an antique 24k-gold rind and two necklaces). Even her engagement ring can’t compare to his new sparkly gift, which is “easily worth a quarter of a mil,” the insider says. (Print Edition – 6/15)
What the hell is this Justin Timberlake asshole doing, raising the bar like that? Jessica Biel is one of the hottest chicks on the planet — who’s already forgiven his cheating ways — so what’s up with giving her $250k in diamonds? JT must be planning on doing a hell of a lot of cheating right off the bat, because that makes about as much sense as David Spade’s career (seriously, why?). She forgave him, so it’s all good. It’s like trying to triple stamp a double stamp — you can’t just triple stamp a double stamp and get away with it.