Sofia Vergara is getting married

Sofia Vergara is engaged

Nick Loeb can blow me. From Celebuzz:

It’s a very happy 40th birthday for Sofia Vergara. As reported earlier Tuesday, the Modern Family actress was proposed to by boyfriend Nick Loeb while the couple vacationed in Mexico. Celebuzz has learned exclusive details about his romantic proposal.

“He popped the question while at the Mayan archeological ruins of Chichen Itza with the entire birthday entourage,” a source close to Vergara tells Celebuzz. “Following yesterday’s proposal, the couple returned back to Rosewood Mayakoba where they celebrated with family and friends, including Modern Family cast mates Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Julie Bowen and Sarah Hyland.”

Who wouldn’t want to marry Sofia Vergara? She looks like that, and she’s 40? I really can’t smash Nick too hard because getting his hooks into her really is a no brainer. As a matter of fact, it took Nick so long to pop the question that I have to wonder if maybe he’s a little bit queer. My problem is with Sofia. Honey, why are you settling with that nobody when — ahem — there’s a master of the information superhighway who’s willing and able? I might still live at home, but mother tells me I’m one hell of a catch and there’s nobody good enough for her special guy. I happen to think you’re good enough, Sofia. How about you, me, and mother go out on the town and hammer this thing out?

July 11, 2012 - 9:15 am