Anderson Cooper is very forgiving

Anderson Cooper and Ben Maisani leaving their apartment in New York (8/21)

Anderson Cooper’s boyfriend Ben Maisani is cheating on him, yet he doesn’t have the balls to kick him out of their apartment. Aw bitch hell no you di’int. Bitch. From the New York Daily News:

News anchor Anderson Cooper is still sharing his berth with boyfriend Ben Maisani – two weeks after pictures of Maisani kissing another man surfaced online. Cooper, 45, was photographed leaving his converted fire station townhouse Tuesday morning dressed casually in jeans and a baseball cap. About an hour later, Maisani left out the same door of the West Village residence and hopped on his bicycle.

The longtime couple is weathering reports of a cheating scandal after the U.K.’s Daily Mail published photos of Maisani smooching an unidentified man in a leafy New York park earlier this month. Maisani, 39, and his CNN squeeze have been together more than three years and just returned from a vacation in Croatia spent with pals Kelly Ripa and her hubby Mark Consuelos.

Oh Ben, how could you do this to Anderson Cooper? Don’t you know who he is? Anderson Cooper is a god in the world of shitty cable news channel ratings. I genuinely like the guy, so don’t think you can treat him like shit just because you sodomize him. With the Republican National Convention coming up, Anderson will have plenty of opportunities to get some hot corn-holing action from closeted Southern Baptists, so you’re on borrowed time buddy. Remember, if you turn off the lights, Jesus doesn’t see it.

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August 23, 2012 - 2:15 pm