Britney got in trouble for being Britney
Britney Spears arriving at X Factor auditions in Providence, Rhode Island (6/27)
You think a chick earning $20 million/year could at least wash the lice out of her hair and put a shirt and some shoes on. This isn’t a family reunion, Britney. From the New York Post:
Britney Spears was told by Simon Cowell to dress better and clean up her hair and makeup before going on “The X Factor.” Sources said that after Spears turned up at one early taping appearing to not be wearing a bra, “It was made clear she is expected to be impeccably dressed and made-up for the show. And none of those ragged hair extensions.” While “X Factor” reps deny Cowell ordered the singer to sack her stylist, sources tell us she’s since turned up looking amazing.
Awe, hell naw, y’all. This here city slicker don’t quite understand what the young’uns are into. Britney is a rose of the swamps, she don’t know nuthin’ about your Northern ways like wearing bras and deodorant. She ain’t gonna be putting on airs just because you gave her $20 million to look purty, nosiree. What’s next? Y’all gonna make Britney leave her spittoon in her trailer? I guess you won’t mind if she spits her tobacco on the floor like a Frenchman.