Russell Brand is nailing a Spice Girl now

Geri Halliwell arriving at at Nice Cote d’Azur Airport in France (8/16)

Russell Brand has gone from Katy Perry to a Spice Girl. And not the rich one that that David Beckham guy with the high-pitched voice is married to. The Sun says he’s doing Ginger Spice now:

Russell Brand has dumped his girlfriend to Spice up his love life with pop star Geri Halliwell. The comic fell for Ginger Spice at Olympics closing ceremony rehearsals.

One close pal of Russell said: “Things are getting very serious between them — they’re a proper couple now. They had met several times in the past, but really got to know each other during the Olympics. People thought Russell was joking at the time, when he said he had a crush on Geri all over again, but it was true.

“They just clicked — they have so much in common. He is spending so much more time in London just to be with her.”

Oh yes, I’m sure Geri has fallen head over heels for Russell. What woman wouldn’t want to share a bed with the male skank equivalent of Paris Hilton. Russell Brand: Come for a night of fun, stay because you have a burning sensation all kinds of awful and your doctor wants you to ask him for a list of his sexual partners to determine if he should alert the local health authorities or not.


August 28, 2012 - 5:00 pm