Kate Beckinsale is a true professional

Kate Beckinsale at the premiere of Total Recall at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood (8/1)

Kate Beckinsale says she just sorta blanks out and doesn’t feel a thing when filming sex scenes in front of her husband, director Len Wiseman. Just like my girlfriend! From Contact Music:

Kate Beckinsale insists there are no problems when her husband [Len Wiseman] has to film love scenes between her and another man. She says, “The sex scenes and the kissing and all that stuff is by far more awkward for the third party coming in, the second man. I’m OK with it. I think, as a woman, it’s possible to be fairly enigmatic. We don’t have any movable parts; you just sort of blank out and nobody can tell what you’re really thinking. It’s much harder for boys.”

Ha ha! Kate’s just being nice to all of her former leading men. Allow me to give you a biology lesson, as taught to me by the nuns at Our Lady of Mean Old Bitches Catholic High School: None of Kate Beckinsale’s co-stars ever made her moist. Awesome, I hated them all anyway. Damn it, if I can ever get Kate alone in an elevator, I’m gonna dry-hump the shit out of her. Sure she’ll blank out and her night will probably end with a nice rape shower, but the thought of Kate not having a memory after me diddling her is really why I do what I do.


August 8, 2012 - 2:45 pm