Kate Upton wants to do Rob Pattinson

Kate Upton at the Samsung Galaxy Note 10.2 launch in New York (8/15)

Note to Robert Pattinson: You could totally bang Kate Upton if you wanted to. And believe me, you want to. From Life & Style:

Kristen Stewart may have broken Rob Pattinson’s heart, but the Twilight hunk has plenty of ladies lining up — one being gorgeous Sports Illustrated supermodel Kate Upton!

“I might be a little scared of a vampire, but yes, he’s cute!” Kate told Life & Style when asked if she’d ever date the heartthrob at the Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 launch party in NYC on Aug.15.

Oh Bobby, how I envy you. My friend, you’ve played every moment of your cuckholding to perfection, so your reward is a moist and wanting Kate Upton. I know what I’m about to tell you sounds impossible, but try to play it cool the first time Kate shows you the goodies. Don’t start crying, don’t hyperventilate, and whatever you do, don’t stop playing the victim. You being punked out like a bitch by Rupert Sanders is what’s giving Kate an itch that only you can scratch. Get in there and make poppa proud, kid.


August 17, 2012 - 12:15 pm