Kelly Ripa is gonna look like a freak when she gets older

Kelly Ripa out and about in New York (6/28)

Kelly Ripa tells the new issue of In Touch Weekly that she can’t get enough botox in her face. Uh oh, this is not going to end well, says every freaky-looking old chick in Beverly Hills:

At 41, Kelly Ripa looks better than most women half her age. And in a new interview she candidly admits that Botox is her secret. “I work out every day. I don’t overeat. I try to drink water, but I prefer wine, and when all else fails, I get Botox injected right here, right into my forehead as much as possible!”

The Live with Kelly host adds that she uses her children, Michael, 15, Lola, 11 and Joaquin, nine, as an indicator for when she needs a top-up from her dermatologist, celebrity favorite Dr Frederic Brandt. “It’s when my kids start asking me if I’m mad at them, and I say, ‘Why do you think I’m mad at you?’ They say it’s because I’m frowning. I go, ‘Oh no! I am? I’ll be right back!'”

“At 41, Kelly Ripa looks better than most women half her age.” Did In Touch take this poll at a leper colony?

“Five out of five people missing their lower jaws think Kelly Ripa has nice teeth.”

Kelly Ripa looks comparable to other 41-year-olds, not “better than” 20-year-olds. I know she’s a celebrity, but she’s not that big, no need to kiss her ass. Now if In Touch scraps Kelly in their rag and replaces her with Sofia Vergara, then maybe we can get into their hyperbole. That’s who you compare to 20-year-olds, not the 2012 incarnation of Calista Flockhart.


Tags: Kelly Ripa
August 10, 2012 - 8:00 am