Will these two just break up already? (I don’t mean Kourtney and the baby)
Kourtney Kardashian leaving church in Thousand Oaks, California (8/26)
Call me crazy, but it seems like you and your significant other moving into separate apartments during the filming of your reality show probably means you don’t have the healthiest relationship. Also, if you and your significant other are being filmed on a reality show, it probably means you don’t have the healthiest relationship. From In Touch Weekly:
While they’ll be in the same building with “Kim and Kanye West and everybody else involved in the [Kourtney & Kim Take Miami], Kourtney and Scott will be living in separate apartments,” a Kardashian insider confirms to In Touch.
Friends say Kourtney is so fed up with his hard partying and immature behavior that she can barely stand to be in the same room with him. However, living apart may be a recipe for disaster, say those who know the couple.
“It’s the worst possible situation for Kourtney,” explains an associate. “Scott’s friends in Miami are partiers, and they’re all in the club scene — so he’ll be worse than ever. With his own apartment, he’ll have the privacy to do whatever he wants without Kourtney knowing. She’ll still have to film with Scott every day and hear about all the bad things he’s done without being able to do anything about it. There’s going to be a lot of drama.”
Wait . . . what? Kourtney is living with Scott on TV, but they don’t share an apartment in Miami unless Kanye is there with a production crew . . . holy shit! These people are just too damn dishonest for me to follow. Is there ANYTHING Team KKK does that is completely sincere? Fake relationships, fake marriages, fake leaked porn tapes . . . it’s all fake (well the porn tape was real; the “leak” was negotiated by Mother of the Decade Kris). Look, I understand that Kris and her hatchlings are nothing but a bunch of carnies, but that doesn’t mean that we all have to be rubes. If you schemers ever wanted to know why you’re so hated now, it’s because you insist on treating us like a bunch of marks. Dammit, you assholes owe me a giant stuffed animal!