Snooki gives birth
Snooki promoting her book Gorilla Beach at Showboat Casino in Atlantic City, New Jersey (7/25)
Snooki is officially a
MILF mom — she gave birth to a baby boy on early Sunday morning. So far she has the father narrowed down to five guys, probably. Her rep — yes, Snooki has a rep — said:
The world just got another Guido!!! Lorenzo Dominic LaValle has entered the world, weighing 6 pounds, 5 ounces. Nicole, Jionni and Enzo are doing great!
And with life comes death, as Neil Armstrong passed away this Saturday from complications from a heart bypass surgery he had earlier this month. In a way, I envy the man. He was the first person to walk on the Moon and he never had to live on an Earth where Snooki was a mother. He was one bad ass motherfucker.