Taylor Swift is a little clingy
Taylor Swift in Hyannis Port, Massachusetts (8/12)
After leaving him for Nashville to go promote her new single “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” (that’s really the name of the song), Taylor Swift paid for a private jet to go pick up her boyfriend Conor Kennedy from Hyannis Port. You too good to fly Southwest, punk? From the New York Post:
“Taylor missed Conor so much, she sent a plane for him a few days later. He’s been with her ever since, and his family doesn’t know when he will be back. Things have become so serious between them so fast that no one in Hyannis Port would be surprised if they eloped.”
A Kennedy source told us that despite their still-brief romance, which they say started in July, Swift seems “totally in love with Conor. They are inseparable and are all over each other all the time. While his relatives really like Taylor, some feel their lovey-dovey behavior is cute while it has made others in the family feel a little uncomfortable.”
It’s time for a heart to heart with my female fans. Ladies, what am I doing wrong? I have twelve pack abs, fight forest fires, AND rescue kittens when I’m not writing poetry. What I don’t do is smash women in the head with golf clubs; I don’t leave them to drown in three feet of water; and I certainly don’t share them with my friends — yet Taylor Swift level ass eludes me. Is it the danger that gets you all hot and bothered? I’ll start smackin’ bitches around if it means a Country Music Awards juggernaut like Taylor will fall for me. Now if you don’t mind, it’s time for my bullfighting lesson.