Taylor Swift crashed a Kennedy wedding

Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy in Hyannis Port, Massachusetts (8/20)

This reminds me a lot of Wedding Crashers, with the part of Vince Vaughn being played by a chick who looks like a ghost from the ’20s. From the Boston Herald:

Taylor Swift crashed the Kennedy wedding in Boston over the weekend and did not leave after being twice asked to do so, the mother of the bride, Victoria Gifford Kennedy, told the Track yesterday. A source at the hotel reported seeing Swift being asked to leave the Fairmont Copley Plaza hotel where Kyle Kennedy, the daughter of the late Michael Kennedy and Victoria Gifford Kennedy, was celebrating her marriage to Liam Kerr on Saturday.

“They texted me an hour before the wedding and asked if they could come,” Vicki Kennedy said. “I responded with a very clear, ‘Please do not come.’ They came anyway. … I personally went up to Ms. Swift, whose entrance distracted the entire event, politely introduced myself to her, and asked her as nicely as I could to leave. It was like talking to a ghost.

See, I’m not the only one who thinks that.

“She seemed to look right past me.”

According to Vicki, Conor [Kennedy] was invited to the wedding, but he never RSVP’d. When she got a text asking if he and his new girlfriend [Taylor Swift] could come to the reception, the mother of the bride declined, because she didn’t want the country superstar to detract from her daughter’s big day.

Taylor, can’t you take a hint? The blue bloods have spoken. America’s royal family hath deemed thee beneath themselves (i.e. you’re too famous to rape/drown/kill). Are you living every lame country tune you’ve ever written or you really aren’t aware how pathetic you look? Honestly, I suggest you head for the hills before a Kennedy takes a shinin’ to ya — of course by “shinin'” I mean “golf club.” They’re being nice and just humiliating you through the media now, but pushing a Kennedy’s buttons might eventually be grounds for a forced lobotomy.

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August 23, 2012 - 8:00 am