‘Too fat’ Christina Aguilera says she was ‘too thin’ in the past

That is just embarrassing

Christina Aguilera says she was too skinny in the past, which obviously isn’t a problem anymore. Thanks cheesecake! She told Lucky magazine:

“Actually, the challenge I’ve always had is being too thin, so I love that now I have a booty, and obviously I love showing my cleavage. Hey, if you can work it and you can own it, that confidence is going to shine through.”

Aguilera also feels relaxed having more control over her fashion choices, as she was previously told what to wear by her music industry bosses.

She adds, “When you’re young, it’s so easy to get bulldozed. There were these two ladies who worked at the record label who always wanted to come to fittings and dress me up like a Barbie doll. It was disgusting.”

Hey, Christina finally beat Britney Spears at something. Remember when Britney and Christina would battle over who was the bigger star or the better entertainer, and Britney would always win? Well, we obviously have a winner in Morbidlyobesefest 2012. Britney might be a drooling hillbilly who can barely string together a sentence longer than one word, but at least she’s in as good a shape as her 40-year-old body will allow her to be in. It looks like Christina had a nice run, but eventually just gave up. “Fuck it, left side of the menu for an appetizer, right side for an entree.”


September 6, 2012 - 4:45 pm