Heidi Klum is pissed

Heidi Klum at the Project Runway 2013 Spring Collection show during Fashion Week in New York (9/7)

Heidi Klum wants to sue over some topless pics of her that were published in a French magazine earlier this month. Wait, she gets topless all the time. I know her boobs better than I know the hot high school chick’s across the street. Thanks a lot crappy binoculars! From TMZ:

Heidi Klum is really upset over brand new topless photos that have been published in a French magazine claiming her privacy was violated a la Kate Middleton and now she’s seriously considering filing a lawsuit. The photos have surfaced on several websites showing Heidi on vacation in the south of France with her bodyguard boyfriend sans bikini top. There’s just one problem it’s unclear which French magazine published the original pics.

Sources close to Heidi tell TMZ … the supermodel’s camp is on the hunt for the source publication … claiming her right to privacy was violated because she was on a private and secluded beach at the time the pics were taken.

This has to be a publicity stunt (Project Runway must be tanking). Heidi feels violated because her titties got published? Those things are public domain now. It’s like me filing assault charges every time a supermodel breaks into my mansion and gives me a blumpkin. Look, Kate Middleton is royalty now — she has the right to expect some decency. Heidi on the other hand is a commoner. She lets the help use her for rutting. And trust me, there’s nothing more morally degrading than having sex with the help, no matter how big his cock is. Isn’t that right, Mrs. Johnson? What? I used to clean pools.


Tags: Heidi Klum
September 25, 2012 - 6:30 am