JWoww is engaged

JWoww and her boyfriend Roger Mathews heading to a gym in Toms River, New Jersey (9/4)

Jersey Shore’s JWoww is getting married. Her boyfriend Roger Mathews proposed earlier this month while the two were skydiving. Good for her. She can finally have sex (after the wedding, of course). From In Touch Weekly:

After floating down to earth, “I look over and see a hand-written sign: ‘Jenni, will you … ‘ and then I turned to him and freaked out,” recalls Jenni, who was so overwhelmed from her plane jump that she missed both the handwritten sign he’d made and his verbal plea for her hand in marriage.

“The whole time I’m screaming, ‘What are you doing? What’s going on?'” she tells In Touch. “He’s like, ‘I want to spend the rest of my life with you! Will you allow me to?'”

Of course, the answer was an unequivocal “yes.” “If I had to imagine a perfect guy, it would be him,” Jenni gushes.

You know what? That proposal was a hell of a lot classier than I imagined it would have been. I’ve always assumed a proposal with JWoww would have involved some random dude asking her to “wanna tie the fuckin’ knot, or what?” while Jenni vomited her dinner of martini olives and mini umbrellas in the men’s room toilet. See? It goes to show that anybody can be graceful if you try hard enough. The only question I have is who will give JWoww away? It could be her father, but don’t count out her doctor at the Seaside Heights Free Clinic, “Home of the Buy One Get One Free Abortion!”

[WENN, FameFlynet, Pacific Coast News]

September 27, 2012 - 12:30 pm