Kanye’s spending a million on Kim for her birthday

Kim Kardashian leaving the Trump SoHo in New York (9/14)

According to The Sun, Kanye West is spending north of $1 million on Kim Kardashian for her 32nd birthday next month. Wait, the porn star Kim Kardashian? That one? LOL! A source told the tabloid:

Kim has been really down about turning 32 and having two failed marriages behind her and no children, so he wants to make this extra-special. Plus it’s her first birthday since they’ve been together as a couple. Kanye has never been shy of splashing out on the women he loves, but this time he’s pulling out all the stops with presents.”

He’s not doing badly. So far, Kanye has organised a trip to Pine Cay, a private island in the Turks and Caicos group, with a load of their pals for a special birthday celebration. He’s even sorted a chef from a five-star hotel to cook for them privately every night. Kanye has also been splashing the cash in the shops, spending thousands of pounds on designer gear. He’s banking on a made-to-order special edition Prada bag, lined in a “KK” print, a pink diamond bracelet and a couture Chanel dress to cement his place in her good books for life.

Wow, Kanye is gonna be in for one hell of a letdown when Kim craps on his gifts. The reason for Kim’s depression stems from the fact that she’s HATED now (I guess that’s what a decade of relentless self-promotion gets you). Staged photo ops, endless product-shilling, and sham marriages have taken a toll on Double K’s popularity, so giving her a million dollar bash during an economic depression won’t help matters much. The only gift that would make Kim truly happy is if Kanye erased 2012 from our memories.


September 24, 2012 - 2:45 pm