How big are Sofia Vergara’s breasts? Now we know.

Sofia Vergara at the Hotel Cala di Volpe in Porto Cervo, Sardinia in 2010

Thanks to Sofia Vergara’s appearance on Katie earlier this week, we now know that her boobs are 32F. SWEET BABY JESUS. Via the New York Post:

Sofia Vergara isn’t going to change her sexy look any time soon. During an appearance on “Katie,” the bombshell revealed why she ignored her publicist’s suggestion to reduce her bust size in order to land more roles.

You mean “gay publicist”

“I’m very proud of my body and the way I look. I would be ungrateful to be saying, ‘Oh, I’m so mad because people just look at me and see my pretty face. I thank God for what he has given me and I take advantage of it.”

Vergara’s mom persuaded her to leave her natural looks alone, telling her that many women are envious of a 32F chest.

“(My mom said), ‘God is going to punish you, you can’t chop your boobs out. It’s crazy. All the women are risking their life to get boobs.’ So I didn’t do it.”

Sofia Vergara’s rack is the reason why we’ll have peace on Earth one day. Allow me to explain. For the last decade-and-a-half, millions of men (as well as thousands of female gym teachers and basketball players) from all over the new world learned some Spanish or were at least able to find the local Univision channel in an effort to stare at Sofia’s awesome set. If North, Central, and South America can agree to end all squabbles by eye-balling Sofia for a few minutes a day, imagine what we could accomplish in the Middle East with that strategy? Now THAT would be change I could believe in.

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September 28, 2012 - 5:00 pm