Christina Aguilera says she doesn’t wear underwear

Christina Aguilera doesn’t wear underwear

In news that would have been hotter ten years ago and/or if it came from Jessica Alba, Christina Aguilera told Chelsea Handler last night that she doesn’t like to wear underwear. Oh, the maid who does her laundry must be absolutely delighted. From E!:

“I don’t like to wear underwear,” Xtina said. “I like to be as free as possible at all times. It’s just who I am … It’s empowering. It’s pussy power!”

In Christina’s defense, have you ever been to a Hometown Buffet wearing underwear? It’s just so . . . limiting. Dammit, if I want another bowl of chili mac and maybe just a few more of those taters ooh and maybe put some cheese on them this time to make cheesy taters, I’m not gonna let some elastic wasteband digging into my midsection prevent me from doing so. Fuck you underwear.


October 19, 2012 - 5:00 pm